Hi there! Welcome to Plightsite.com, your place to see artwork from myself, Anthony Larson and others on a biannual basis!
I shouldn't joke about it but after so long the only thing you can do is laugh. Like Lemony Snicket this site has experienced a series of unfortunate events. My car broke down so I wound up having to walk home from work every day which took a lot of energy out of me to draw. When I did have the energy to draw, all of my pens were dry so I wound up having to high-tail it to the Michaels two cities away. Unfortunately they no longer carried those types of pens so I needed to order them online. The pens took nearly two months to arrive at my doorstep (they were still a different brand) but at least I was able to illustrate again. I was all ready to post my artwork online but as soon as I logged in, I was notified the web domain was up for renewal. It took five weeks for the renewal to be processed due to a change in policy but I was finally given the green light.... which brings us to the here and now. I have pens, I have a up-to-date contract which won't expire for two years now, and while I'm a hair's length at purchasing a car, the summer weather outside (not to mention being able to see sunlight during parts of my day) has made it possible for there to finally be an update!
Halle-(BLEEPING)-lujah!
Ironically the only thing that doesn't feel like it's been affected by this trial of errors is the Summer Blockbuster Gallery which has seen delays for as long as its conception. However I think this is the first time that Tony and I are starting a new season exactly one month late. But that's exactly what we're doing. Either that or we just wait until a film has amassed $1 billion in the Hollywood box office before we debut our homage/parody of it. In either case today we present our take on "Marvel's The Avengers", the culmination of four years of superhero movies which, if you haven't seen it yet, you owe it to yourself. And if you have seen it, see it again. The film is easily one of the best of the year so far and exceeded all my expectations.
Getting back to the Summer Blockbuster Gallery itself, this year is going to be a little different. Instead of devoting ourselves to produce an entry (or two) on a weekly basis, we're just going to cover films we have a desire to illustrate and have an idea for; meaning if there comes a week where no movies opening in the theaters interest us, we're just going to move on to the next week. We think not only will that give us a chance to catch up but perhaps prevent us from burning out. Plus any excuse not to do another "Sex and the City" pic is fine by me. However that's not to say we don't have plenty of interesting movies to choose from, which leads me to our second piece of news...
While it's been a blast to do, this could very well be our final season of the Summer Blockbuster Gallery. We've toyed with the idea for the last couple of years, but this time it just feels right given the selection we have to choose from. I mean, not only do we have new Batman, Men in Black, Step Up, Piranha sequels to look forward to but we've also got new Ridley Scott and Wes Anderson films, a remake to Total Recall, and past presidents killing the undead. If there was ever a season to take the final bow, this could very well be it. So while we heed the words of Sean Connery to never say never, as it stands we can't think of a better time to end on a high note.
So now that we have all the apologies and formalities out of the way, next week we can just come back and hang loose. And we will return next week with our take on "Dark Shadows". So until then, thanks for stopping by! - Jake
Hey everyone! Things have been screwy in internet land this weekend so I'm going to have to keep this short. As promised we have an illustration loosely based on Tim Burton's re-imagining of the cult soap opera "Dark Shadows". When you take a look at it, you'll understand why I say 'loosely based'. And if that wasn't bad enough, I'm afraid my rambling doesn't steer the subject back on course. Anyhow, check it out and see what you think.
Hopefully when we come back in seven days everything will be running smoothly again so we can tackle our next film: the third entry in the "Men in Black" franchise. So until then try to keep cool. It's hot out there! - Jake
Hola amigos! It is your long time friend Jake, here to check in, say a few words, and introduce our latest picture. But I'm afraid I won't be very chatty. Unlike the computer troubles we experienced last time, today's short rambling is solely on account of me being an idiot and walking five miles home from work in 95 degree temperatures. It almost did me in and if the condition I'm in at the moment is any indication, it probably did. Never has an ice cold shower felt so good! But as I sit here chugging down water like there's no tomorrow and trying to clear up my head, I keep reminding myself I need to get a car as soon as frickin' possible. But I'm off a tangent here and need to focus on the matter at hand.
In today's update we take the idea of "Men in Black 3", the latest pairing of Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones in black suits and use it to help ourselves out. Honestly, I think this is the first time in which I'm glad a picture came out looking so terrible. But you'll see what we mean when you click on the link sending you to our main Summer Blockbuster Gallery page.
When we come back next time we'll be tackling "Prometheus" and quite possibly "Snow White and the Huntsman". I'll make sure our rambling is longer (for a change) and hey, why haven't I been posting sketches and other miscellaneous pictures like I used to? See, I think the heat has fried my brain. So until then we hope you're enjoying the summer. Try to stay cool! - Jake

For anyone who would like to attend his service, it will be held between 5 and 8:30 PM on September 24th at:
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7110 France Ave South
Edina, MN 55435
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Hey everyone! I'm sorry there hasn't been any updates this past month but I think you can understand why I needed to take some time off. While we're on the subject, some of you have wondered with Tony moving on if I'll be continuing with this website. The answer is of course I am. Mind you, it's going to be very rough not having him around anymore. Even though Plight is my creation, Tony was always generous with throwing out ideas and suggestions when he wasn't slumped over a desk drawing as well. He knew exactly where I was coming from and his input was always invaluable. Plus like I said earlier, our collaborations are what I enjoyed the most about this little endeavor. So while it won't be the same without him, I don't see a time when I would ever stop doing this completely. He and I had dreams of publishing a comic book someday and frankly I think I owe it to him, now more than ever, to do just that.
Also I think he'd kick my ass if we wasted all this time and had nothing to show for it.
There's a few things I want to finish before I tackle that project though; things I'm sure all of you will understand. First, I'm determined to finish this year of Summer Blockbuster Gallery pictures. He and I both decided this was going to be our final season and fortunately we spoke at great lengths about it enough that even though I'll be handling all the art by myself, a few of the entries will be based on his ideas. While that is going on I'm going to working on setting up a Generic Funkin Cartoon page which will be composed of Tony's GFC artwork, some ramblings he posted way back during the Crimsonpug.com days, as well as some other things I hope to uncover.
I'm sure you've caught on by now that even though I'm trying to be upbeat and funny, I'm still mourning. All of Tony's loved ones are and we probably will be for a very long time. That's why I've got to admit something to you guys: I wasn't ready to update this website yet. As stupid as it sounds, I actually had to force myself to pick up a pencil and draw again. But I did it because today Tony would have turned 38. When I broke the terrible news last month, it was on my birthday. So I can't think of a better way to get back into the habit and celebrate my friend's life and his artistic gift than to debut a new picture on his date of birth.
So without further ado we give you our take on the Kristen Stewart/Chris Hemsworth adaption of the fairy tale of "Snow White and the Huntsman" which ironically came out on DVD and Blu-Ray this week. Unlike most of the movies this past summer, this is one we actually did catch in the theater and was pleasantly surprised we enjoyed. Of course there was one small gripe about the film, but I address that in the illustration's rambling. So click on the link and let us know what you think!
Next time I'll be back with our homage to Ridley Scott's attempt to spin-off the Alien franchise with "Prometheus". So until then, try to stay warm. Unfortunately it looks like winter will be here any day now. - Jake